dead_felon | mar.20.24 - 18:03
Hey there. It's been a minute, yeah? I know. I fell off of the writing train and never hopped back on. But hey, we are officially back now. I haven't fully decided exactly how exactly I want to use this site. I wanted to use it as a platform for writing humor as I have in the past. But after giving it some thought, I think I'm going to write whatever is on my mind. Maybe it's funny, maybe it's not. But either way, it will be a place for me to brain dump on any of you unfortunate enough to visit…
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dead_felon | feb.13.22 - 22:02
I've heard about Euphoria on HBO from several people. They talked about how great the show is and I finally broke down and decided to check it out. The show revolves around a group of high school kids dealing with different problems in their lives. To quote Wikipedia, "The series follows a group of high school students through their experiences of identity, trauma, drugs, friendships, love, and sex." There is a lot of drug use, self harm, and mental health issues throughout the series. So it's …
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dead_felon | feb.07.22 - 18:02
Here we are on Monday again. Late again. In my defense I did write a post detailing the time I was bullied and sexually assaulted in Junior High which led to a lot of misplaced anger in my teens when other kids would call me "gay" or "homo" in high school. I ultimately decided to take it down and delete it. It felt good to write about it and get it off my chest. It's a secret I've carried with me for years and never told anyone. I'm still not sure I care to share it with the world though, so I …
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dead_felon | jan.31.22 - 17:01
I know it's not Friday, but as the 21st century poet Drake wrote "Better late than never, but never late is better." I've struggled with mental health issues my entire life. Mostly anxiety, depression, and I have struggled with OCD as long as I can remember.
When I was a kid I was stuck with a sharp pencil and the tip broke the skin. The smartest kid in my class told me I might get lead poisoning. Being an ignorant little kid, I had to ask what lead poisoning was. He explained to me "Penci…
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dead_felon | sep.17.21 - 19:09
There is a large restaurant chain in America that operates in complete chaos with zero respect for the customers. Wait, not just zero respect, that's like saying this place doesn't care about the customers. They have clearly taken a "fuck you" stance towards their patrons and yet people keep coming back for more. I'm talking about Little Caesars, the third largest pizza chain in America.
Little Caesars? But I used to love their "Pizza! Pizza!" commercials and double pizzas in the 80's!
Yes.…
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dead_felon | sep.02.21 - 15:09
In case you were not aware, there is a ridiculous show called LEGO Masters where these "brickmasters" compete in a series of challenges building different things out of LEGOs LEGO bricks. Yeah, they're called LEGO bricks apparently and these jerks take that very seriously. The creations are always over the top and they have moving parts and all sorts of trickery built in.
I always imagine what it would be like to be on this show. Don't get me wrong, I would not win and my creations would b…
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